Well doesn’t this story just inspire you. When little Jimmy Buffett learned that his parents were divorcing, he buried himself in the magical world of Harry Potter so that he didn’t have to process what was happening. Starting with The Philosopher’s Stone, within just a few short weeks he’d read his way all the way … Continue reading
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At the Cutting Edge: This Man Just Had the Very Original Idea to Stage a Production of Macbeth Set in the Present Day With Gangsters
Amazing. Continue reading
There Are Only Seven Basic Plots in All Storytelling, But None of Them Explain Why My Plane Was Redirected from Coventry to Dulles International Airport
According to Jungian literary critic Christopher Booker, there are only seven basic plots in all of literary writing. I planned to write an article on these seven basic plots on my short flight from Heathrow to Coventry, but somehow I’ve ended up at Dulles International Airport in the USA. And somehow I didn’t even notice … Continue reading
Donald Trump Has Named The New Poet Laureate Of The United States: An Evil Clone of Walt Whitman Called ‘Alt Whitman’
The President seems happy, tweeting that ‘Alt Whitman is a great word man and a great American’ before threatening to imprison the librarian who told him he couldn’t eat chips in the library when he was twelve Continue reading
I Tried To Read Homer’s ‘Odyssey’ But I Couldn’t Pronounce the Greek Names and Now I’m Going to Take Out My Frustration on These Five People
I can deal with Odysseus and Penelope. Hell, even ‘Telemachus’ even though it’s a weird name. But then Telemachus meets up with his friend, Nestor’s son Peisistratus. Continue reading
Seven Sure Fire Tips to Get Published
Make it clear that you’re Caucasian by saying things like ‘I enjoy croquet’ and ‘where is my quinoa, Chad?’ It works every time! Not white? Don’t worry about it!… Continue reading
Would You Survive the Game of Thrones?
Read this expert analysis to see whether you would make it through the books Continue reading
The Ten Most Likely Candidates To Have REALLY Written Shakespeare’s Works
We all know that William Shakespeare was a fraud. The idea that somebody from a relatively poorer background than many other poets of the era could have created some of the greatest literary works in human history is preposterous. As such, several alternatives have been put forward on the REAL Shakespeare. Here are the ten likeliest candidates to have … Continue reading
Out of Ideas? Dan Brown’s Latest Novel is About The Catholic Church Breaking His Patio Window and Then Trying To Cover It Up
Uh oh. It’s always embarrassing to see an author run out of ideas, but it seems like this is exactly what has happened to Dan Brown. His latest novel ‘The Catholic Church Broke My Patio Window and Then Tried To Cover It Up’ is a 900 page novel about the Catholic Church breaking his patio … Continue reading