Number one will AMAZE you! The rest… not so much.
You are Hansy B, cologne salesman and amateur shadow puppeteer, and you are unfortunate enough to live in a universe dreamed up by Franz Kafka. Ply your wits and try your hardest, and see whether you can find a way out of your hopeless situation
Harry Potter and the Well of Loneliness
Here we go again…
Hear me out.
“I once saw a giant man with eyes larger than my body, and I thought ‘That is terrifying. It would be less terrifying if he was a billboard, and not a real person.’ So that’s what I made him in the book.”
For the classic death-enthusiast, there’s no poet like Emily Dickinson. She owned death poetry like Coleridge owned coke*….
You have chosen to learn about the Steve Guttenberg of literary theory. Congratulations.