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Category Archives: Innovative Literary Analysis
You are in a Kafka Novel. Can you Escape your Cruel, Inevitable Fate?
You are Hansy B, cologne salesman and amateur shadow puppeteer, and you are unfortunate enough to live in a universe dreamed up by Franz Kafka. Ply your wits and try your hardest, and see whether you can find a way out of your hopeless situation Continue reading
Opinion: The Harry Potter Books Are Basically Rip-Offs of the 1928 Lesbian Novel ‘The Well of Loneliness’
Harry Potter and the Well of Loneliness
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Wuthering Heights would be better if Heathcliff had a tiny man who lived on his shoulder and said ‘Here We Go Again!’ whenever something crazy happened
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Equality FTW: Moby-Dick is Finally Going to be Rewritten from the Point of View of the Whale
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I Have A Crazy Theory that Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Might Be the Same Person
Hear me out.
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The Happy Medium: An Interview With the Ghost of F. Scott Fitzgerald
“I once saw a giant man with eyes larger than my body, and I thought ‘That is terrifying. It would be less terrifying if he was a billboard, and not a real person.’ So that’s what I made him in the book.”
5 Poems about Death that will make you want to end it all!!!!!!
For the classic death-enthusiast, there’s no poet like Emily Dickinson. She owned death poetry like Coleridge owned coke*…. Continue reading
What the Author Meant Doesn’t Matter; I Paid Good Money For This Book, So Now It’s About Lego
You have chosen to learn about the Steve Guttenberg of literary theory. Congratulations.