This is the best comeback you’re going to read all day. A series of letters recently discovered in the private apartments of George Orwell have revealed that Animal Farm, so often believed to be an allegory of Stalinist corruption of socialist ideals, was actually as far more personal book to the author. In fact, these … Continue reading
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Going Above and Beyond- This Kid Told J.K Rowling That He Wanted to Be Just Like Harry Potter, so She Broke Into His House and Murdered His Parents
When eleven year old Harry Potter super-fan Quentin Queck wrote a letter to J.K. Rowling late last year, he wasn’t expecting a reply. Queck, who describes himself as the ultimate Harry Potter fan, merely wanted Rowling to know how much the character meant to him, and how the themes of friendship, perseverance and the cutting … Continue reading
New letters reveal that The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe originally had Aslan stop what he’s doing to tell the kids that life begins at conception
‘Hey, if Tolkien can include like ninety pages of a small man singing to a tree because it ate his friend then I can include this!’ Continue reading
Wow! Ayn Rand’s Theme Park, Ayn Land, Is Finally Open to the Public
Greetings Free Thinkers. Tis I, Ayn Rand, the favourite author of many fifteen year old white males and also Paul Ryan. Now I know what you’re thinking. ‘Isn’t she dead?’ Well, yes and no. Death is communist, because everybody does it, so I refused to die, and uploaded my consciousness onto a disk. Unfortunately, said … Continue reading
Epic!!! One Avid Reader Has Proven That The Characters in Paradise Lost Never Take Off Their Shoes
I don’t use the word ‘hero’ often. Usually I only use it to describe everybody who manages to climb a hill at some point, and not even really a steep hill, but in this case I am willing to make an exception. Eric Sandcastleton loves Paradise Lost, and after thirty years of close reading of … Continue reading
Jane Eyre: Newly Unearthed Letters show That Mr. Rochester Was Originally Intended to Have Hidden a Wife in Every Room of His 416 Room Mansion
Charlotte Bronte’s* Jane Eyre is considered a classic in literary history, and rightly so. Its themes of dying of easily preventable diseases and women being inside rooms remain as relevant today as they were when she first wrote them. But evidence unearthed recently indicate that Jane Eyre could have been a very different novel. In … Continue reading
Ten Things Literary Scholars Are Sick of Hearing
When you specialise in literature, people seem to have a list of things that they want to say to you. It’s all good fun for the most part, but some are so repetitive that it just starts to get annoying. Here are the most significant ten. Literature? don’t you just fuck around and read books? … Continue reading
At the Cutting Edge: This Man Just Had the Very Original Idea to Stage a Production of Macbeth Set in the Present Day With Gangsters
Amazing. Continue reading
Donald Trump Has Named The New Poet Laureate Of The United States: An Evil Clone of Walt Whitman Called ‘Alt Whitman’
The President seems happy, tweeting that ‘Alt Whitman is a great word man and a great American’ before threatening to imprison the librarian who told him he couldn’t eat chips in the library when he was twelve Continue reading