Hold on to your hats because Harry Potter is still out there making a difference. Eleven years after the last book dropped, heroic being JK Rowling is still out there doing it for the kids. Between tweeting epic takedowns of Donald Trump, and epic vacillations as to why Johnny Depp is still in Fantastic Beasts, … Continue reading
Category Archives: Literary Reimaginings
Progress for openness! New edition of The Hobbit has everybody asking Bilbo if ‘Everything is ok at home?’
Overshare and back again. Continue reading
New letters reveal that The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe originally had Aslan stop what he’s doing to tell the kids that life begins at conception
‘Hey, if Tolkien can include like ninety pages of a small man singing to a tree because it ate his friend then I can include this!’ Continue reading
Jane Eyre: Newly Unearthed Letters show That Mr. Rochester Was Originally Intended to Have Hidden a Wife in Every Room of His 416 Room Mansion
Charlotte Bronte’s* Jane Eyre is considered a classic in literary history, and rightly so. Its themes of dying of easily preventable diseases and women being inside rooms remain as relevant today as they were when she first wrote them. But evidence unearthed recently indicate that Jane Eyre could have been a very different novel. In … Continue reading
At the Cutting Edge: This Man Just Had the Very Original Idea to Stage a Production of Macbeth Set in the Present Day With Gangsters
Amazing. Continue reading
The Ten Most Likely Candidates To Have REALLY Written Shakespeare’s Works
We all know that William Shakespeare was a fraud. The idea that somebody from a relatively poorer background than many other poets of the era could have created some of the greatest literary works in human history is preposterous. As such, several alternatives have been put forward on the REAL Shakespeare. Here are the ten likeliest candidates to have … Continue reading
Out of Ideas? Dan Brown’s Latest Novel is About The Catholic Church Breaking His Patio Window and Then Trying To Cover It Up
Uh oh. It’s always embarrassing to see an author run out of ideas, but it seems like this is exactly what has happened to Dan Brown. His latest novel ‘The Catholic Church Broke My Patio Window and Then Tried To Cover It Up’ is a 900 page novel about the Catholic Church breaking his patio … Continue reading
Progress! A New Novel Reimagines James Bond as a Woman!!!… Admittedly Mostly Being Slut-Shamed and Kicked Out of MI6
Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Continue reading
Wuthering Heights would be better if Heathcliff had a tiny man who lived on his shoulder and said ‘Here We Go Again!’ whenever something crazy happened
Here we go again… Continue reading