5 Sad Quotes about Being Sad that Will Make You Feel Sad
Because why would emotions be variable and complex? Just feel what you think you should feel! It’s as easy as reading these quotes.
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There Are Only Seven Basic Plots in All Storytelling, But None of Them Explain Why My Plane Was Redirected from Coventry to Dulles International Airport
According to Jungian literary critic Christopher Booker, there are only seven basic plots in all of literary writing. I planned to write an article on these seven basic plots on my short flight from Heathrow to Coventry, but somehow I’ve ended up at Dulles International Airport in the USA. And somehow I didn’t even notice … Continue reading
Donald Trump Has Named The New Poet Laureate Of The United States: An Evil Clone of Walt Whitman Called ‘Alt Whitman’
The President seems happy, tweeting that ‘Alt Whitman is a great word man and a great American’ before threatening to imprison the librarian who told him he couldn’t eat chips in the library when he was twelve Continue reading
I Tried To Read Homer’s ‘Odyssey’ But I Couldn’t Pronounce the Greek Names and Now I’m Going to Take Out My Frustration on These Five People
I can deal with Odysseus and Penelope. Hell, even ‘Telemachus’ even though it’s a weird name. But then Telemachus meets up with his friend, Nestor’s son Peisistratus. Continue reading
Seven Sure Fire Tips to Get Published
Make it clear that you’re Caucasian by saying things like ‘I enjoy croquet’ and ‘where is my quinoa, Chad?’ It works every time! Not white? Don’t worry about it!… Continue reading
Biographies of the Greats / Innovative Literary Analysis / Literary Reimaginings / William the Great
The Ten Most Likely Candidates To Have REALLY Written Shakespeare’s Works
We all know that William Shakespeare was a fraud. The idea that somebody from a relatively poorer background than many other poets of the era could have created some of the greatest literary works in human history is preposterous. As such, several alternatives have been put forward on the REAL Shakespeare. Here are the ten likeliest candidates to have … Continue reading
Out of Ideas? Dan Brown’s Latest Novel is About The Catholic Church Breaking His Patio Window and Then Trying To Cover It Up
Uh oh. It’s always embarrassing to see an author run out of ideas, but it seems like this is exactly what has happened to Dan Brown. His latest novel ‘The Catholic Church Broke My Patio Window and Then Tried To Cover It Up’ is a 900 page novel about the Catholic Church breaking his patio … Continue reading
Guys, George R.R Martin Moved Into My House and Now he Won’t Leave
Read my harrowing story. Continue reading
The Ten Best Novels With an LGBT Protagonist, By a Hetero Ally
Number one will AMAZE you! The rest… not so much. Continue reading
Progress! A New Novel Reimagines James Bond as a Woman!!!… Admittedly Mostly Being Slut-Shamed and Kicked Out of MI6
Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Continue reading